Training

So today is my induction day at work, and I start properly tomorrow. The day started off well, of course, with a flat tyre. Just what you need when you want to make a good impression by being on time. Luckily I have a complex which makes me leave at least half an hour of pointless time to make sure I'm not late. I really hate being late for things.

So I already knew, at 7.45 this morning, that this day was going to be fantastic </sarcasm>. And so far it is. I've spent my morning watching stupid training videos and filling in questionnaires and whatnot, all stuck in the same room, just generally wanting to kill myself just to have something else to do. Which is nice, obviously. Luckily the woman conducting my training is really nice and is trying to make it more interesting.

At the moment, we're taking a lunch break, which for me consists of a can of lemonade, because I'm still not hungry because of a bug I'm still getting over. I am however freezing my ass off today, it's so freaking cold. And I'm also ridiculously tired because I had a supremely shit nights sleep, as I always do before doing something out of the ordinary, and I'll probably have a shit night's sleep tonight too knowing my luck.

So mostly my day is passing in a haze of exhaustion, and I just hope that I'm not stuck here forever today, and that when I get to my car my tyre will still have air in it, because if it doesn't I'm pretty much fucked. I really rely on my car being functional every day, and I won't be able to cope without it.

I'm going to have to end this here, because I have to resume my training soon, I may write more later, but probably won't.