Cheeseburgers

The title of this post is Cheeseburgers purely because I wanted to call it Cheeseburgers, not because I have anything to say about them.

I am meant to be writing a report on research and presentation skills but it's very boring so what I am really doing is going on tumblr and looking at pictures of sexy men. My friend Emily is here too. She is not currently aware that this is what I am doing. Shh.

In other news, my other friend Megan texted me to tell me that she got a paper cut on her crotch. Which is a very creepy thing to tell your friend, in my opinion.

I am literally just telling you random facts about my day because Alex is ignoring me, and how the hell am I meant to procrastinate with no one to talk to? I have to at least LOOK like I'm doing work with lots of typing and whatnot. Gah some people are so unhelpful in my plight to leave all work until the last minute. It's like they don't understand that doing work is boring.

Emily just showed me a picture of her friend's pet who is very creepy looking, it looks like a cartoon, not something you would keep in a fish tank. Very strange. It's name is apparently Consuela, which took me an inordinate amount of time to spell correctly. People should name their pets names that other people can spell so they can blog about them. How inconsiderate XD. Although, quick update, my initial spelling was correct, so go me!

Emily has said Consuela so many times it no longer has any meaning.

Anyway. Yes. I have no more to say as we are still stuck on the subject of Consuela. So for now, I wish you a good day!